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Rasputin Makes His LSU Prediction. What’s Yours?

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In anticipation of tomorrow’s battle against LSU, we asked Rasputin, our staff soothsayer and a seemingly ageless Russian immigrant, to offer his prediction for the game. Rasputin – who once narrowly bested Grover Cleveland in a legendary drinking contest in a Buffalo, N.Y., tavern - has been a rabid Razorback football fan since the program’s debut in 1894.

His forecast is after the jump:

“Journeys into the end zone, frequent they shall be,
Shouts of joy and pain – both will erupt from me.

I think of my battle against Grover, so many moons ago,
My comeback in that contest laid that mighty man low.

And so it shall be tomorrow, beneath the brilliant Arkansas sun,
A flurry of points and good play will make the ending mighty fun.

The holiday season – it shall begin with abundant good cheer,
And the Hogs will be in a top-notch bowl at the start of the next new year.

The pig-emblazoned warriors of Arkansas – 42,
the most honorable and worthy Cajun warriors of LSU – 38.” 

Well, we’ve heard from Rasputin – now let’s hear from you. Vote in the poll and pipe up in the comments thread (and while you’re at it – check out this awesome prognostication from exocet. After reading it, ole ’Raz said, “The soothsaying Force is strong with this one.”) 

 

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Rasputin Unveils His Mississippi State Prediction. What’s Yours?

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In anticipation of tomorrow’s battle against Mississippi State, we asked Rasputin, our staff soothsayer and a seemingly ageless Russian immigrant, to offer his prediction for the game. Rasputin – who claims he had some mean pillow fights with Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas back in the day – has been a rabid Razorback football fan since the program’s debut in 1894.

His forecast is after the jump:

“Oh, this journey into Starkville – it doth worry me so,
My dreams of a good bowl game, down the drain they must not go!

My anxiety starts to rise and a loss I do fear,
But then visions of darling Alice do soon appear.
 She says, ‘Relax, ‘ole Raz – things will turn out right
The Hogs will claim victory late in the Mississippi night.’

I dance a strange jig, one fueled by pure glee,
There’s nothing quite like a nail-biting victory!”

The pig-emblazoned warriors of Arkansas – 30,
The mighty and most honorable warriors of Mississippi State – 27.
Well, we’ve heard from Raz. Now let’s hear from you – vote in the poll and pipe up in the comments thread!
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Who will win Saturday’s game?


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Rasputin Unveils His UTEP Prediction. What’s Yours?

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In anticipation of tomorrow’s battle against Texas-El Paso, we asked Rasputin, our staff soothsayer and a seemingly ageless Russian immigrant, to offer his prediction for the game. Rasputin – who is said to have pitched the “My Mother the Car” TV series to NBC – has been a rabid Razorback football fan since the program’s debut in 1894.

His forecast is after the jump:

“With the autumn moon lighting my way,
I doth seek escape from the nerve-wracking day.

In the mountainous countryside, I wipe away a tear,
and revel in the visions that soon doth appear.

Many points and many touchdowns – of these I do see,
Victorious by a wide margin, my beloved Hogs will be.

As I look up at the beautiful night sky,
I think, “How quickly this season has gone by!”

The end is suddenly, shockingly at hand,
And the Hogs, maybe they’re not the best in the land.

But a strong and spirited finish – that is within their reach,
Make it so, make it so – of the Hogs, this I do beseech.

The pig-emblazoned warriors of Arkansas – 41,
the most honorable and spirited warriors of Texas-El Paso – 17.”

Well, we’ve heard from Raz. Now let’s hear from you – vote in the poll and pipe up in the comments thread!

 

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Who will win Saturday’s game?


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Zoltar, the oracle of Carolina Football, says…

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GAMECOCKS 38  RAZORBACKS 27

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