THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES (BCS) DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II US Ranked 4th After determining the Big-12 college football championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II. “Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work–including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule–our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking.” Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated “The US only had two major victories–Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren’t influenced by head-to-head contests–they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event.” German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said “Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks.” Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn ’style points’ to enhance Germany’s rankings. Hitler protested “Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces.” The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented ” France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2.” Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.

Something needs to be done about the whole BCS thing. Any one can compete with Florida in the SEC. Just de[ends on what team shows up to play… Just like the movie except pm Satirday. Any given Saturday.,….any given team. We have some awesome athletes out there right now. But then agaIn maybe I should tack another statement to my answer…. I call this the BCS answser..Depends on which part of the season you want to know about. The BCS seems to think that the teams don’t have to play consistemt…more points are weighted at year end play than rewarded for consistency all year.