You know that our Jimmy Hyams, The Ace Reporter, was in Destin all week filing numerous audio interviews and news wrap-ups for you… but our own Rich McVey (he of our “Get Rich Quick” page) was also on hand.
His report is as follows:
MrSEC.com sent me to sunny Destin, Florida for the SEC meetings. My mission was to compile some statistics from the meeting. So here they are. And let me say, I was startled by them.
100% of the time when I drink three Long Island Ice Teas at a beachside karaoke bar, I will sing Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy”… the German Version, “Ich Bin Zu Sexy”.
100% of the time when you challenge Phillip Fulmer to a $100 rib-eating contest at Destin’s “Fat Bob’s Rib Shack,” he will win… nay, destroy you.
100% of the time, using the line “I’m a writer for MrSEC.com” does not work with chicks.
100% of the time, when you turn in an expense report to MrSEC.com with a $100 receipt from Destin’s Rib Shack labeled “$100 Rib-Eatin’ and Ass Whoopin,” they will ask for more details.
90% of the time when choosing between drinking on the beach or attending the SEC gathering, I will drink on the beach.
50% of the time, I will snicker when asking Bobby Johnson if he thinks “This will be Vanderbilt’s year to win it all.”
50% of the time, I will laugh uncontrollably when asking Bobby Johnson if he thinks “This will be Vanderbilt’s year to win it all.”
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