It’s funny that I always wind up writing “we don’t cover all the stories that swirl around former SEC players, just the big ones” about once every couple of weeks… in connection to some big story.

And darn near every time it’s former Auburn Tiger Charles Barkley that’s involved in the story.

A few weeks ago he claimed that Auburn chose Gene Chizik over Turner Gill because of race.

Then last week he was arrested in Phoenix on suspicion of driving drunk.

But there’s now more to the story.

Barkley wasn’t speeding through a stop sign because he was drunk, Barkley told the cops.  He was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had “given him (oral sex) one week earlier.” 

But it wasn’t just any oral sex.  Barkley said it was “the best one he had ever had in his life.” 

No word yet from TNT who employs him as a studio analyst. 

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