The concern over LSU Head Coach Trent Johnson’s erroneous biography regarding his high school coaching career led me to track down his  full resume.

From it, I’ve gleaned a few odd items and noted them below.  All I can say is that I’m, well, a little suspicious.

Trent Johnson’s Resume

Work Experience

Head Basketball Coach, LSU, 2008-current

VP in Charge of Planet Earth, 1998-2000

Shepherd, 1995-1998

Salesman, Office Depot, 1990-1995

Lead guitarist, Van Halen, 1980-1990

Starred as BJ in BJ & The Bear, 1979

Kung Fu Master, 1974-1979

Harlem Globetrotter, 1971-1974

Other skills: Invented light, can type 1,422 words a minute, and very dependable.

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