Yesterday the NCAA admitted that some overzealous sleuths withing its ranks overstepped their bounds while investigating the University of Miami’s athletic department. That admission has predictably led to a wave of new “Fix the NCAA!” stories from one coast to the other.
One problem: There is no simple cure-all for what ails college athletics.
There’s no bottle of Witch Hazel to drink. Or to pour on stains. Or to wash one’s hair with.
There’s no magic elixir. Not even the paying of players would act as a silver bullet, yet that was the first solution kicked around firstest by the mostest.
The problem with schools paying players is that not all schools can actually afford to pay players. And which athletes would they pay if they could? Just the kids from revenue sports? Get ready for lawsuits if that’s the plan. Just men? Get ready for even more lawsuits.
Also, if all schools were allowed to pay players X amount, there would still need to be some type of policing agency to make sure one school wasn’t paying X + Y. If it’s legal to provide cake, someone’s gonna try to provide icing. On that you can bank.
Another possible plan involves instituting an Olympic style system to college sports. Andy Staples of SI.com and Jay Bilas of ESPN are proponents of that design. As sharp as those two men are, the Olympic model would only create new problems as it solved old ones. If boosters and businessmen were allowed to pay to players — so long as their favorite schools did not — you’d wind up with bidding wars for athletes. And even if you hold your nose and pretend that the idea of full-scale, above-ground bidding wars doesn’t stink, you would still have to deal with problems that would be imported from the ranks of professional sports.
What happens the first time a lowly-paid athlete surprises everyone with a thousand rushing yards in a season? Here’s guessing he’d ask for more money. If he didn’t get that money, might he hold out just like his heroes in the pros do? Someone eventually would.
And if you’re A-OK with hold-outs as part of the college game, what about transfers? Let’s say it’s up to the boosters and business-owners backing a school to decide whether or not to give the hotshot tailback a raise. And let’s say they decide not to pony up the cash he desires. Can the player simply leave to play elsewhere? Is there a contract between the player, the booster, and the school preventing the player from cutting a better deal with another program? Would there be a governing body to prevent such free agency? Or are the NCAA’s transfer rules just as outdated as its views on amateurism are said to be?
Now let’s take all this a step further. Suppose a player signs with a booster/business-owner/school, plays well and is happy with his pay. All’s good. But now let’s suppose that player sprains a knee before the BCS Championship Game. He feels well enough to play in the game and the team’s doctors clear him, but what if his agent — and you know you’d have agents involved in any pay-for-play model — decides it would be too risky for the star tailback to risk further injury just four months prior to the NFL draft? Hey, an agent works on commission and he would be looking out for his player and his bank account, not the school (or the persons paying players on behalf of those schools). So even if the star tailback is cleared and is in no risk of further damaging his knee, his agent might convince him to bypass the big game.
Here’s another potential landmine for you. If boosters, business-owers, and other big money men are allowed to buy athletes with cash, cars, sex, beads, pelts or anything else of their choosing, might this not attract an even greater number of shady characters into the world of college athletics? When Luther Campbell of Two Live Crew was handing out cash on behalf of the University of Miami, at least he had the decency to do so under the table. Would a university president or its board of trustees want a guy like Campbell — or someone much, much worse — associating himself with their school?
In 1991, Richard “Richie the Fixer” Perry was photographed in a hot tub with three UNLV basketball players. Eyebrows were raised. But without rules and regulations preventing gamblers from buying players for schools, what’s to prevent players from making some extra cash by tanking games? And please don’t throw out the threat of legal issues. We’re talking about teenagers who would be plied with cash by smooth-talking, big-spending adults. “It’s OK. No one will find out, kid.”
Dan Wetzel of Yahoo! Sports is another intelligent media member who’s in favor of the Olympic model. He wrote yesterday that it’s time for college athletes to start signing endorsement deals. The final portion of his well-written piece is as follows:
“The NCAA should just drop the Miami case. After all these months and all these millions spent, in the end, nothing bad ever really happened there. Unless the NCAA has hoodwinked you into believing a rich guy giving money directly to the players, rather than exclusively to wealthy administrators, is somehow a terrible sin.”
We at MrSEC.com don’t believe it’s a sin for a booster to pay a kid who’s risking his body for everyone else’s entertainment (and for a school’s bank account). It’s against the current rules, but we don’t believe it’s a sin. Therefore, the problems we have with a pay-the-players plan can’t be pooh-poohed away as the pollyannaish ideals of a few schnooks longing for a simpler age.
Would it be great if college athletes could be paid? Sure, in a perfect world. But turning college sports into a modern version of the wild, lawless West isn’t what we consider to be a perfect world. And before you say it, no, college sports is not already as bad as the Wild West. It’s bad. And there are rules being broken at every major school out there today, but it’s nowhere near as bad as it would be if the NCAA rule book suddenly vanished and cash started flowing with no attention paid to who turned on the spigot.
The “just pay ‘em” solution only opens the door for more troubles. Deregulate too much and in 20 years everyone will be asking how things could go so wrong and why there were no regulations in place to prevent such a mess. (Seems like we recently live through something like that on Wall Street.)
So what can be done? Well, if you really want to fix the issue, you kill off college sports altogether.
At least as we know “college sports” today.
Universities would need to simply use athletics for money-making and advertising purposes. Period. Athletic departments would be businesses owned by the schools but run totally by outsiders. The connection between a schools and its athletic teams would be akin to the tie between Lowe’s and NASCAR driver Jimmy Johnson. You associate the two, sure, but Johnson isn’t working at Lowe’s and Lowe’s doesn’t build or drive the car.
More to the point, the athletes would not be students. They wouldn’t go to class. They wouldn’t have to take exams. They would simply be employees of a school’s outside athletic department. They would be minor leaguers and nothing more.
You can’t get half-pregnant. Paying players as some sort of halfway fix would only create more headaches. Schools need to go the distance and simply own and run semi-pro teams as outside businesses for profit and for advertising. (And even under that scenario they’d still need an NCAA — or something of its ilk — to act as the governing body and rulemaker.)
Now, do fans have the stomach for such a total paradigm shift? Do college administrators?
If not, then there will continue to be major flaws in our system of college athletics. Even if players are paid or given endorsement deals.